Choose your damage
Start with the roast. Leave with the fix.
No teams. No trials. No enterprise theater. Just a free roast card and a clear one-time path to real fixes.
Free Roast Card
$0
No subscription. Create a free account before you upload.
A meme-worthy diagnostic that calls out the vague, buried, and painfully generic parts of your resume.
- Free account creation + resume upload
- Straight-shooting diagnostic roast
- Shareable Roast Card
Fix My Resume
Launch upgrade path
$19
One-time paid upgrade path. No monthly plan.
Ready to turn the roast into a stronger application? This is the paid upgrade path for actionable rewrite and fix guidance.
- Everything in the Free Roast Card
- Actionable rewrite and fix guidance
- A clearer next-step path for your resume
Coming next
Role-tailoring add-on
A role-specific version is on the roadmap. It is not for sale yet, and we are not pretending otherwise.
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